This one blog post has the most hits out of all of my entries. Hundreds. Take a read, if you already haven't: How to Get Strong Butt Muscles for a Tight Ass
People are referred to this blog post with search queries like these:
- flat butt
- bras caffeine
- nightcaffeine.blogspot.com
- ass implants
- before and after glutes pictures
- butt implant
- butt muscles
- strong butt
- flat butts
(what's bra caffeine by the way?)
I regret to inform you that this blog, no entry of it, will help your butt. You come here looking for tips on getting a nice booty and instead find a story about farting. I'm sorry. The only way I have the illusion of a booty is by wearing pajama jeans, aka knit denim. So comfy, so soft, so deceptive.Labels: apologies, butts, jeans