Butt Implants, Tight Butts, Butt Exercises and more are NOT here.

This one blog post has the most hits out of all of my entries.  Hundreds.  Take a read, if you already haven't:  How to Get Strong Butt Muscles for a Tight Ass

People are referred to this blog post with search queries like these:
(what's bra caffeine by the way?)

I regret to inform you that this blog, no entry of it, will help your butt.  You come here looking for tips on getting a nice booty and instead find a story about farting.  I'm sorry.  The only way I have the illusion of a booty is by wearing pajama jeans, aka knit denim.  So comfy, so soft, so deceptive.

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