Figure A: The correct way to eat a Polly-O String Cheese:
Peel strips off vertically.
Figure B: One of the most incorrect ways to eat string cheese.
Eat like an ear of corn on the cob.
Today while having a snack, I remembered this gem. One day in the lunch room at work a few years ago, I was eating string cheese and being silly. I started eating it like a piece of corn on the cob. My co-worker Karen was so disgusted by this that she begged me to stop and she was dry-heaving. She likes cheese otherwise, just the imagery of corn-cheese grossed her out? I don't know, but I laughed my ass off.
