Things That Make Me Feel Like I Have My Shit Together

A lot of times, my boyfriend and I will do adult things and then high five each other for being responsible.  Not adult as in pornographic or sexually explicit, but "YO DAWG THIS IS A BALANCED MEAL RIGHT HERE WITH VEGETABLES AND EVERYTHING" instead of eating Hot Pockets or dinosaur chicken nuggets.  Here's a list of shit that I do that makes me feel like I have my life together.

Things that make me feel like a fantastic failure at this experiment called adulthood...